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Instant Drabble

Let's not talk about how long I didn't update my lifejournal *ahem* and concentrate instead on this funny little thing I found: The Drabble-Matic! Instant drabbles for everyone! And quite funny, too.  Here's what I got (and on the first try, too):


To Manly Lick

John and Rodney were celebrating a messy Valentine's Day together. John had cooked a sarcastical dinner and they ate on a balcony by candlelight.

"My darling," Rodney said, stroking John's ass, "I have something for you." He gave a box to John. "It is but an awesome token of my fast love."

John opened the box. Inside was a beautiful puddlejumper! He gazed at it horny. Then he gazed at Rodney horny. "It's iridescent," John said. "Come here and let me lick you."

Just then, a content crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a blanket of snow that muffles every sound.. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a disbelieving voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Rodney read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other sceptically as the crone cackled some more. John's lips began to tremble. Then Rodney shrugged, pulled out an artefact, and hit the crone on her back. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" John said and kissed Rodney lovingly. "This is a stupid Valentine's Day!"

They loudly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they licked each other all night long.
 

Comments

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laren01
Sep. 11th, 2008 07:38 pm (UTC)
giggle... hey wenn das sooo einfach ist an unseren stories weiter zu schreiben...

btw. nur noch eine Woche
zannabq
Sep. 11th, 2008 09:27 pm (UTC)
Ich bin besonders stolz auf den Titel - To Manly Lick *kicher*. Das klingt wie der Titel eines wirklich schlechten Pornos. Noch besser wäre höchstens To Manly Lick were no Man has Licked before.
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zannabq
Sep. 11th, 2008 09:22 pm (UTC)
It's not my fault! John and Rodney kind of snuck up on me! And they're holding me hostage! And don't allow me to write anything! *nodd* Yes, exactly, that's the reason! *is completely innocent*
soryu
Sep. 12th, 2008 09:17 am (UTC)
Go Rodney! Go John! *schwenkt Fähnchen*
Und behandelt eure Geisel gut, damit sie richtig viel schreiben kann. ;)
zannabq
Sep. 12th, 2008 04:54 pm (UTC)
Hey! Ermunter sie nicht auch noch! Außerdem verstehst du das ganz falsch, ich bin von John und Rodneys snarking so abgelenkt dass ich gar nix schreiben kann.
soryu
Sep. 12th, 2008 09:12 am (UTC)
Oh man! Das ist...*kicher* Herrlich. Besonders das hat es mir angetan John's lips began to tremble. Then Rodney shrugged, pulled out an artefact, and hit the crone on her back. She fell over dead.
Das sehe ich direkt vor mir.
zannabq
Sep. 12th, 2008 04:52 pm (UTC)
Ich bin selbst ganz begeistert (und erstaunt) wie gut meine ausgewählten Wörter da teilweise gepasst haben *g*. Und ich wette, das Rodney das auch gern mit Chaya gemacht hätte *kicher*.
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